The Human Comedy
At 6:30 this morning, I was standing in the kitchen, dying laughing. Usually, I’m barely functioning at this time of the day, walking around like an old person, with a righteous bed head, just trying to make myself some iced tea so the caffeine…
Better to Be Gentle, Like a Laxative
I was watching a Hallmark movie, and an ad came on. I started to fast-forward, as I usually do, then I thought, “Did I hear what I think I did?” So I backed it up. A woman in her bathrobe says, “My She Shed has no rules… no shoes, no…
Losing It
Okay, so I’m trying to lose some weight. It’s just a few pounds, but even though I have been exercising regularly for years, for sinister and mysterious reasons those extra pounds have not come off.
It’s my dang tummy. I’m the Pop’n’Fresh…
Hey, Technology! Stop Bugging Me!
It’s the start of the New Year, and I’m already stressed out – mainly due to constant harassment from technology. “Oh, really?” you may sneer. “Well, why not just turn it off?” It’s not that easy, buddy. Trust me. Here are just…
Random Holiday Thoughts
Could we just talk for a minute about the creepiness of the song, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside?”
If for some inexplicable reason you haven’t heard this song in one of its many iterations at the mall or on holiday radio stations, it goes…