If you ever want to strike terror into the heart of your kids, I can recommend two ways: One is to yell, “Where’s the Midol?” and watch them scatter. The other is to sing the opening theme song of the old TV show, “Hee Haw.” The words are simple, but the delivery is everything: “Hee […]
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Trend watch: I am seeing fewer of those ads that use the phrase “weird trick.” Like, “lose a pound a day with this weird trick!” I guess people are sick of the old weird trick angle. Now, the big thing is, “You won’t believe,” or “You’ll never guess,” or “this will blow your mind!” It’s […]
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What a difference a day makes. Yesterday, I was riding on a tide of victory. Molly and I won a ribbon in our very first Rally Obedience trial! This victory was particularly satisfying because in the last thing we attempted, the Canine Good Citizen test, we bombed. In that test, if you fail one […]
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Josh was late for school today. This is only the second time this year, so that’s really good for us. Usually he gets there with as many as one to three minutes to spare. I hate being late. And yet, I am often late. Something always happens. For one thing, the act of picking up […]
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I just vacuumed my kitchen table. Don’t judge me. I was vacuuming the wooden floor, using the attachment, and I noticed some crumbs on the table. Then I went ahead and vacuumed the countertops. They look pretty good. I’m tired, I’m in a hurry, I have more work to do this morning than I can […]
“Would you like fresh-ground pepper?” Why do waiters act like they’re bestowing God’s gift upon you when they ask that question? “Oh, yes,” I always say with what I hope is the proper amount of appreciativeness. Gosh, if only I had one of those thingamajigs at home – oh, wait, I do! I think got […]
It’s summer. Time for escaping to somewhere… how about the fictional town of Bristol? It’s got a little bit of everything — murder, bribery, jury tampering, vote buying, and gambling! And it’s a fun read! Part John Grisham, part Tom Clancy, a page-turner that’s also got a lot of humor, and unforgettable, richly drawn […]
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Bumble Creek Farm
A delightful true account, told with love and humor by award-winning writer Janet Farrar Worthington, of her young family's riotous adventures on their own "Green Acres," as two urban professionals "who had no idea whatsoever what we were doing" start a farm in beautiful Horse Oak, Virginia.
Janet has done it again in this charming book giving happy little snapshots of home and family, animals with attitude, life in a small town, and finding the funny when everything seems crazy.