Survival Mode
I just vacuumed my kitchen table. Don't judge me. I was vacuuming the wooden floor, using the attachment, and I noticed some crumbs on the table. Then I went ahead and vacuumed the countertops. They look pretty good. I'm tired, I'm…
Fresh-Ground Pepper
"Would you like fresh-ground pepper?" Why do waiters act like they're bestowing God's gift upon you when they ask that question? "Oh, yes," I always say with what I hope is the proper amount of appreciativeness. Gosh, if only I had one…
Looking for a Summer Thriller?
It's summer. Time for escaping to somewhere... how about the fictional town of Bristol? It's got a little bit of everything -- murder, bribery, jury tampering, vote buying, and gambling! And it's a fun read! Part John Grisham, part…
The Captain and Kohlrabi
Captain Crunch's Peanut Butter CRACK. That's what it should be called. I have a problem. I love this cereal. I'm Sherlock Holmes, it's cocaine. I'm our dog, Roxy, and the Captain is rawhide. I'm not going to lie; the Captain and…
Houston, Wii have a problem
Just an update on my ongoing negative feelings toward the Wii Fit Plus little animated balance board dude. So, I've been running, working out, and dutifully wearing my little Wii pedometer everywhere, every single day, so I can suck up to…